p h o t o n o m a l y: Archive

“A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many...

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and...”

– Christopher Hitchens

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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“Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.”

– André Gide (via justoneoftheflies)

Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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Easy Rider (1969)

George Hanson: You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can’t understand what’s gone wrong with it. Billy: Man, everybody got chicken, that’s what happened. Hey, we can’t even get into like, a second-rate hotel, I mean, a second-rate motel, you dig? They think we’re gonna cut their throat or somethin’. They’re scared, man. George Hanson:...

Dec 20th

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